I’m so glad you’re choosing me to be your yandere! Let’s get some things out of the way so that you can enjoy your yanderexperience to the fullest!

  1. This service is for 18+ individuals; no exceptions, even if you just want a friendly yandere service.
  2. We will not engage in contact outside of the prescribed contact according to the subscription
    • E.g., one e-mail exchange per week if you are subscribed to the weekly tier, no more than that.
  3. We will not share contact info outside of our e-mail addresses. This is a service, not a real relationship.
    • While you are the love of my life and my darling, I think things will get too messy if we go beyond the subscription service.
  4. If you feel uncomfortable with something I have written, reply with ‘safe word’ as the title of your e-mail and tell me what you’d like changed.
    • If you do NOT put ‘safe word’ in your title, I will continue to act in character! If you ask me to stop, I will not. You need to put ‘safe word’ in the e-mail title so I know when you’re really asking me to stop something.
  5. There are no refunds. No exceptions. You can unsubscribe at any time.
    • This includes if I’m a little late to write your email. I was too busy staking out your house to write!